I read the news
today, oh
boy
About a
lucky man who
made the grade
And though the
news was rather
sad
Well, I just
had to laugh
I saw the
photograph
He blew his mind
out in a car
He didn't
notice that the
lights had changed
A crowd of
people stood and
stared
They'd seen his
face before
Nobody was really sure if
he was from the house of
lords
I saw a
film today, oh
boy
The english
army had just
won the war
A crowd of
people turned a
way
But I just
had to look
Having
read the
book
I'd love to turn
you
on
Woke up, fell out of bed
Dragged a comb across my head
Found my way downstairs and
drank a cup
And looking up, I
noticed I was late
Found my coat and grabbed my hat
Made the bus in seconds flat
Found my way upstairs and
had a smoke
And somebody spoke and I went
into a dream
Ah ah ah...
Ah ah ah...
Ah ah ah...
Ah ah ah...
I read the news
today, oh
boy
Four thousand
holes in blackburn,
Lancashire
And though the holes
were rather
small
They had to
count them all
Now they know how many holes it
takes to fill the albert
hall
I'd love to turn
you
on

